Dear Greenspace,
As you may or may not know, the Edmonton Oilers have taken the Stanley Cup Finals to game 7. It would be an environmental PR disaster if a team named after a fossil fuel won the Stanley Cup after coming back down from 3-0. Just think about how good that would make Oil and gas look.
This is unacceptable. I urge you to get in contact with Gary Bettman to ensure that the refs rig the game in favour of the Florida Panthers.
Florida Panthers are an endangered species. If the Panthers win the cup it would be much more environmentally friendly.
Yours truly,
A concerned Flames fan.
